Béa Barbeau-Scurla: the 10 funniest things I have ever seen (on the internet) - The Guardian

My tiny small encephalon has been sucking successful the toxic binary of the net since Kid Pix got boring. The net has rotted my encephalon – truthful fto maine instrumentality you connected a travel to the mysterious and troubling satellite that is simply a 26-year-old comedian’s net history.

1. The Count Censored

We statesman our travel with a classic; a video that has been adjacent and beloved to maine since I saw it successful precocious school. I’m not adjacent definite however I orginally came crossed this edit of the Count from Seasame Street talking astir doing obscene things to his candles and cobwebs, but it has firmly stayed successful my Top 10 funniest things I’ve ever seen. Although immoderate mightiness see this infantile, it volition NEVER neglect to enactment you successful a amended mood. It’s besides a precise catchy opus that tin get stuck successful your head. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

2. Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage Facility

We proceed our travel done the net and get astatine the country called “videos I cannot halt quoting”. My housemate and beloved person Matt has besides been poisoned by consuming excessively overmuch net earlier his frontal lobe developed and we walk astir of our days successful our two-bedroom flat quoting incoherent lines from comic net videos. “JONES BIG ASS TRUCK RENTAL AND STORAGE FACILITY” is 1 of those quotes. Anyway, capable astir my intelligence illness. Ramiro Castro Jr. plays Toby Jones successful these fake ads that conscionable ever person maine giggling (look up Jones’ BBQ & Foot Massage for an other spot of content).

3. France is Bacon

When I get immoderate escaped clip distant from staring astatine my partition waiting for the telephone to ringing truthful I tin constitute a listicle and summation a fewer much Instagram followers, I americium known to prosecute successful a steadfast scroll connected TikTok. There’s a definite marque of amusement that has taken my fancy, which involves having a robotic dependable work retired stories from Reddit portion watching idiosyncratic play Minecraft. This video is my caller favourite, but I powerfully urge going down 1 of these rabbit holes adjacent clip you’re suffering from a depressive episode.

4. Philomena Cunk

UK comedian Diane Morgan plays Philomena Cunk, an insane quality and ridiculously ill-informed documentarian. She interviews historians and asks the REAL important questions. I conscionable can’t beryllium done watching these videos with a consecutive face. She’s phenomenal! I recovered her clips connected TikTok but a batch of the afloat episodes of Cunk connected Earth and Cunk connected Britain are connected YouTube.

5. John Robles

We person present reached the portion of the net travel successful which I shamelessly lovebomb my friends. I deliberation John is 1 of the funniest guys retired determination and I’m not biased conscionable due to the fact that he’s a beloved person of mine.

He has immoderate videos connected his Twitter, but if you ever get an accidental to spot him perform, delight spell bash it. He has this insane irreverent charm that NO ONE I said NO ONE tin replicate. He’s going to beryllium a prima 1 day, I tin consciousness it successful my bushed small bones.

6. Sam Campbell

A database of comic worldly connected the intenet wouldn’t beryllium implicit with a Cambo clip. Sam is adored by beauteous overmuch each comedian and has appeared connected these lists a fewer times, but I conscionable couldn’t defy adding my idiosyncratic favourite: a rousing tribute to our precocious Queen Elizabeth II, filmed successful a drama nine successful London. It’s a transgression that this antheral doesn’t person his ain TV show.

7. Big Iron

A travel into my net algorithm isn’t implicit until I amusement you a comic video of an animal. I americium notorious for liking videos of “little guys” (animals). This 15-second video is thing that I would amusement my parents and they would look astatine maine similar I conscionable took a large crap connected their beforehand porch. I get it, the net is not for anyone. If you don’t recognize wherefore this video is funny, I’m atrocious to accidental but you’re aged :(

8. This canine lasting up successful water

Just different small guy.

9. This canine eating ham

This small feline is conscionable truthful amusive to quote.

10. The extremity of Meet Joe Black

Well conjecture what? We’ve reached the extremity of our fantastic journey! Do we consciousness much stupider? Good. I’ve saved the champion for past with this country from the 1998 movie Meet Joe Black. I cannot judge this is simply a existent infinitesimal successful a movie that made $140m astatine the container office. I’ve ne'er seen this movie and I don’t privation to due to the fact that I don’t privation it to taint my fave clip connected the internet. Just spot maine connected this. Watch it. Thank you, emotion you, bye 😊

• Béa Barbeau-Scurla is touring their solo amusement to Adelaide, Melbourne and Sydney successful 2023. You tin travel them connected Instagram connected @Kween_Bea and join their mailing list.