The Jets and Giants are supra .500 portion some teams from past year's Super Bowl are beneath it? And we're successful October already? Happy fall, y'all.
We really take to stake successful a satellite wherever Cooper Rush is undefeated and not 1 of america had ever adjacent heard of Dolphins rookie backmost Skylar Thompson until helium trotted onto the field. Here's to hoping your slope relationship isn't falling similar the leaves. Time to capable the buckets with tears of joyousness and heartbreak.
Fantasy shot follies
Seattle Seahawks astatine New Orleans Saints
I emotion watching Taysom Hill play (as agelong arsenic it isn't against my beloved Raiders) but not everyone shares that sentiment.
My thoughts connected Taysom Hill close now.https://twitter.com/jimpemba777/status/1579202521813626881?s=20&t=LeVG_HGFRXiHjP54k8uyOw
— Jonathan Impemba (@jimpemba777) Oct 9, 2022Jonathan, I get it. Hill going disconnected for 34.08 points yesterday killed galore of our phantasy leagues. But that's not what needs to halt - this operation is.
Not once, not doubly but THREE times yesterday I had friends notation to Hill arsenic a "cheat code." Now, I whitethorn request amended friends, but we tin bash much here, America. There has to beryllium a amended mode to picture the feline who either lifted you to triumph oregon destroyed your Sunday Funday Ice Cream Party plans by going off.
Verdict: Three buckets -- 1 for the winner, 1 for the loser, and 1 for the decease of "cheat code."
Miami Dolphins astatine New York Jets
How galore weeks person we each seen thing similar this happen?
Fantasy heartbreak: Jets RB Breece Hall has a 79-yard drawback and a 21-yard drawback successful which helium was tackled conscionable *inches* from the extremity zone. Michael Carter entered the crippled connected the adjacent play some times and scored a 1-yard rushing TD.https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1579194829002579968?s=46&t=ZR0BQlloSfdPqbvKGODVVw
— Field Yates (@FieldYates) Oct 9, 2022In a satellite that tin nonstop a antheral to the satellite and invent cars that thrust themselves, tin we not fig retired a phantasy shot scoring method that doesn't treble doink each 1 of america that had Breece Hall -- oregon connected a much idiosyncratic level, each 1 of america that had Michael Carter and didn't play him?
Verdict: One bucket -- we're each excessively aggravated to cry.
Sunday betting
Philadelphia Eagles astatine Arizona Cardinals
Kyler Murray got bags of currency this offseason, and possibly his pockets were weighing him down erstwhile helium slid 6 inches shy of the archetypal down. Maybe his investments were connected his caput erstwhile helium spiked the shot connected the adjacent play. But fearfulness not, the footwear volition necktie it?
The #Cardinals tract extremity is...N😕 G🙁☹️D! The #Eagles amended to 5️⃣-0️⃣ 🦅🦅🦅 #PHIvsAZ | #FlyEaglesFlyhttps://twitter.com/NFLCanada/status/1579250779478949890
— NFL Canada (@NFLCanada) Oct 9, 2022Eagles fans rejoice similar they ne'er doubted it portion Cardinals fans commencement asking themselves a batch of questions astir the Kingsbury/Kyler combo.
Verdict: Three buckets of "called it" tears, due to the fact that marque oregon miss the kick, idiosyncratic successful your radical said they knew it.
Los Angeles Chargers astatine Cleveland Browns
How astir the Chargers trying desperately to springiness the crippled distant with a fourth-and-2 telephone that had everyone, including their ain players, confused.
So gladsome helium missed that. Cause antheral man manhttps://twitter.com/keenan13allen/status/1579200690274304000?s=46&t=ZR0BQlloSfdPqbvKGODVVw
— Keenan Allen (@Keenan13Allen) Oct 9, 2022Fear not, though, the Browns "Browned" and fto L.A. disconnected the hook with a missed game-winning kick.
Verdict: Two buckets - due to the fact that we should expect this from some sides.
Props and parlays each day
I've ne'er seen kickoff times analyzed much than they are for Kirk Cousins. But hey, it works! Justin Jefferson had himself a DAY ... each successful 1 quarter!
Justin Jefferson cashes the implicit connected his receiving yards prop (81.5) successful the FIRST QUARTER 🔥 🏈 7 receptions 🏈 91 receiving yards HIM.https://twitter.com/fdsportsbook/status/1579163848153927681?s=46&t=d3PN_GbLfDrOUHpb2AswMg
— FanDuel Sportsbook (@FDSportsbook) Oct 9, 2022But if a 4th is excessively long, however astir the Bills knocking retired their to-do checklist successful 1 play?
JOSH ALLEN TO GABE DAVIS FOR 𝟗𝟖 𝐘𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒 🤯 anytime TD (+135) ✅ first TD (+700) ✅ Over 51.1 receiving yards ✅ (via @NFL )https://twitter.com/fdsportsbook/status/1579156621972103168?s=46&t=d3PN_GbLfDrOUHpb2AswMg
— FanDuel Sportsbook (@FDSportsbook) Oct 9, 2022But thing is worse than having a last people stake that goes consecutive to you-know-where aft 1 squad makes the astute determination to instrumentality the information and fto clip tally disconnected the clock. If this happens to you, conscionable crook disconnected your telephone due to the fact that it evidently isn't your fortunate day.
OH NO... Less than 30 seconds distant from cashing a +18000 close people summons connected the Giants... Giants past instrumentality an intentional safety. Giants triumph 27-22 😶 (via @RyanOGorman8/@FDSportsbook)https://twitter.com/br_betting/status/1579160098957426690?s=46&t=d3PN_GbLfDrOUHpb2AswMg
— br_betting (@br_betting) Oct 9, 2022Early payoffs mean relaxing portion your person with the nonstop people atrocious bushed implodes.
Verdict: Five buckets
The champion of the rest
Wyoming vs. New Mexico connected Saturday came down to the wire, but the corporate gasp you heard each the mode from Albuquerque (thank God for autocorrect oregon my exertion would've been truly mad) was due to the fact that Wyoming decided to reward implicit bettors successful the astir melodramatic mode possible
A LATE PICK-SIX CASHES THE OVER 37 IN WYOMING-NEW MEXICO 🚨https://twitter.com/actionnetworkhq/status/1578935385862049794?s=46&t=XL7v3RsXjrHQVize1a5smA
— Action Network (@ActionNetworkHQ) Oct 8, 2022Verdict: Five buckets - due to the fact that idiosyncratic determination had a unrecorded crippled stake connected a "Pick 6" people and I conscionable privation to beryllium blessed for them
And due to the fact that I ne'er privation to permission shot feline out, here's to each the trash talkers that were incredibly quiescent aboriginal successful the crippled lone to fto that rumble go a roar by the end. We've each done it, truthful I'm not present to judge. If you don't judge me, cheque retired John's numbers.
80% of wealth was connected the Blue Jays -170. This was lone the 3rd clip EVER that a squad rallied from 7+ runs down successful the playoffs. All-time atrocious beat. 🤮https://twitter.com/johnewing/status/1578905638713036800
— John Ewing (@johnewing) Oct 8, 2022Verdict: A cardinal buckets. All of them. Joy, sorrow, angst... and a Mariners bid win? October is already retired present similar your drunk buddy astatine a fancy summertime party. Out of control.
Just remember, chaotic endings and chaotic atrocious beats person been happening longer than astir of america tin retrieve watching sports
Imagine losing a stake due to the fact that a instrumentality played defense (via @CBSSports)https://twitter.com/br_betting/status/1578808912979324928?s=20&t=Cv95z2POXWvEmq2yxxEAUQ
— br_betting (@br_betting) Oct 8, 2022I mean who hasn't wanted to effort this to get a stake right? Here's to adjacent week. May we each beryllium this happy
When the radical chat parlay yet hits 🕺https://twitter.com/CaesarsSports/status/1578920327085555712?s=20&t=oI9JSGn3Y-BeV6jUdKA44Q
— Caesars Sportsbook (@CaesarsSports) Oct 8, 2022
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