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‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Turns 20

“Jimmy Kimmel Live” celebrated its 20th day connected Thursday with a peculiar prime-time episode. During his monologue, Kimmel work from aboriginal reviews that panned the amusement and said “very fewer radical expected america to marque it this far, but we did.” One crushed helium cited: “I made a large woody with the devil.”

“When we started, determination were nary iPhones. There was nary YouTube, determination was nary Uber, nary Twitter, nary Wi-Fi, nary Netflix, nary Google. We had Nokias and Ask Jeeves, and that was it. We’ve been done 2 wars, a worldwide pandemic, 4 presidents, 1 insurrection, astatine slightest 3 antithetic Kanyes.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“You privation to cognize however agelong our amusement has been around? We inactive person — this is existent — a Blockbuster card. That’s however long. If you told maine we were going to past longer than Blockbuster, I would person sooner believed I would beryllium moving astatine Blockbuster successful 20 years.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Every day, it takes a batch of radical to marque thing this dumb, and we’ve covered a batch of dumb worldly implicit the past 20 years, from Snooki to Honey Boo Boo. Ken Bone to Sarah Palin. Sanjaya. Clay Aiken. ‘Chocolate Rain,’ treble rainbow, Stormy Daniels, William Hung, the astronaut diaper lady. Kim Kardashian’s enactment tape. Hulk Hogan’s enactment tape. Pam and Tommy’s enactment tape. The Octomom — I deliberation she made a enactment tape. Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“I person been allowed to usage this level to talk retired astir issues that substance to me, similar wellness care, sensible weapon laws. I’ve encouraged thousands of parents to devour their children’s Halloween candy.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

The Punchiest Punchlines (Facebook Edition)

“After a two-year suspension, Meta is reinstating erstwhile President Trump’s Facebook and Instagram accounts. Trump hasn’t been connected Facebook for 2 years, so, beauteous overmuch conscionable similar the remainder of us.” — JIMMY FALLON

“I mean, letting Trump backmost connected Facebook is crazy. You’re conscionable asking for trouble. It’s similar letting Hannibal Lecter babysit your astir delicious child.” — WANDA SYKES

“Look, we each cognize Facebook is losing a ton of money, and they privation that Trump attraction back. They request a hit. Trump is their ‘White Lotus.’” — WANDA SYKES

“Well, yeah, that’s a punishment for each of us! If you’ll remember, backmost successful 2021, the ex-president got kicked disconnected of the level for a Facebook usurpation known arsenic trying to overthrow the U.S. government.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Meta, what are you thinking? You can’t let him to station conspiracy theories connected Facebook — that’s your mom’s friend’s job.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“So what are these caller rules? For starters, the ex-president volition beryllium required to travel Meta’s updated assemblage guidelines, which prohibit unit and incitement, fraud and deception, and hatred speech. So, each of the erstwhile president’s emotion languages.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

The Bits Worth Watching

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