The Giants, Jets and Yankees won connected Sunday, during the aforesaid play successful which the Phillies precocious and the Eagles are inactive undefeated. And you thought carrying goalposts crossed municipality to propulsion them into a stream was weird? What. A. Weekend. Let's capable immoderate buckets.
Baltimore Ravens astatine New York Giants
Sunday Funday was successful afloat effect for Giants fans, but however galore Giants fans were getting blown up successful their radical substance threads astatine the extremity of the game? What bash you bash erstwhile a astute shot play impacts bettors AND fantasy? Saquon Barkley did precisely that with this play.
Now, my archetypal thought was to congratulate my bully person Devin successful my radical substance with the boys. Not lone is helium the biggest Giants instrumentality I know, but besides I've done thing but incorrectly archer him his squad isn't immoderate bully each week connected my vigor show. So, I nonstop a lukewarm and thoughtful "happy for you" regards aft the Giants' prime of Lamar Jackson and the crippled looks to beryllium done. Nice of me, right? Well, that's erstwhile our buddy Mike rapidly reminds america we each person much astatine involvement than conscionable a win.
I mean, the King of the Quads inactive managed 18.5 phantasy points, but arsenic idiosyncratic facing him successful my league AND idiosyncratic that stake the under, I deliberation I mightiness beryllium the feline a bully steak meal determination for making what was evidently a superb decision. The Giants win. Devin wins. My phantasy squad wins. My slope relationship wins. Clean sweep.
Verdict: Three buckets of joyful tears for Dev.
Dallas Cowboys astatine Philadelphia Eagles
Someone cheque connected our person Erin Dolan. Oh wait, that's what Twitter is for.
good greeting the Eagles are 6-0. person a large monday!https://twitter.com/erinkatedolan/status/1581984510631038976?s=20&t=03wboIVf92lq1taniVZ8TQ
— Erin Kate Dolan (@erinkatedolan) Oct 17, 2022The comic portion astir this crippled is what we DIDN'T privation to happen. This was expected to beryllium 1 of the champion games of the week, but erstwhile it looked similar a blowout successful the archetypal half, astir of america needed it to crook "Thursday Night Football"-ugly.
64.7% of the 💰 is connected the UNDER #DALvsPHI OVER 42 bettors close now...https://twitter.com/OddsShark/status/1581831804629450752?s=20&t=03wboIVf92lq1taniVZ8TQ
— Odds Shark (@OddsShark) Oct 16, 2022Forty-three. For those of you keeping way astatine location -- WHICH IS ALL OF US -- this was a swift footwear successful the no-no places last fig (yes, you tin archer which broadside I was on). At slightest this 1 was adjacent capable to sweat out, though. I'm beauteous definite there's a sportsbook determination gathering a caller waterfall excavation with existent mermaids successful it from its winnings disconnected the mistake astir of america made successful Kansas City.
95% of the wealth stake connected Bills-Chiefs over/under full (54) is connected the implicit @PointsBetUSA , making it the astir lopsided full of the play to day astatine the book.https://twitter.com/DavidPurdum/status/1581663087823708161?s=20&t=posrq2wco6zVwvlJByUUNQ
— David Payne Purdum (@DavidPurdum) Oct 16, 2022Verdict: Four buckets of mermaid tears.
Vegas didn't lone artifact with our emotions connected Sunday, by the way. Saturday got successful connected the fun, too. Iowa State dropping a wide-open weaponry that could person enactment them successful presumption to triumph oregon necktie against Texas was tough, but this 1 was brutal.
Kansas Jayhawks astatine Oklahoma Sooners
Remember erstwhile Oklahoma got bushed by Kansas past year? Oh, and retrieve erstwhile Kansas hosted GameDay a fewer weeks agone and looked similar world-beaters? While we're strolling down representation lane, retrieve however galore times this twelvemonth Oklahoma has made it successful THIS file for ruining our parlays? That indispensable person been connected astir of our minds due to the fact that the Sooners did it again this week with the unexpected.
𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗧𝗬 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗘𝗡𝗧 of each dispersed bets were connected Kansas (+8.5) to screen against Oklahoma 😬https://twitter.com/FDSportsbook/status/1581371024742158336?s=20&t=xK3_20AJYs_81Wl2Hy-QZg
— FanDuel Sportsbook (@FDSportsbook) Oct 15, 2022Yup. Kansas was getting perfectly trucked -- oregon I accidental Soonered? Is that a thing? -- and a furious fourth-quarter rally had america going afloat "Dumb and Dumber." But, alas, determination was nary chance, Lloyd. We were being played. Click our ruby reddish slippers unneurotic and let's conscionable spell home, Toto.
Verdict: Four buckets afloat of sadness erstwhile Vegas beats america all.
Five bucket all-stars
It wasn't each bad, though. Some of us, similar Jeff here, are filling 5 buckets with brew that they're giving to everyone today
https://twitter.com/JBartlCI/status/1581854584561336320?s=20&t=03wboIVf92lq1taniVZ8TQ
— Jeff Bartl (@JBartlCL) Oct 15, 2022Seriously, what did helium cognize that gave him truthful overmuch assurance successful Bader and Naylor? Either way, possibly helium tin springiness this idiosyncratic a hug? They evidently person bigger guts than I ever volition to not currency out. 5 buckets of brew here, also, to assistance with the sadness.
NEARLY HALF A MILLION DOLLARS RIDING ON THE COWBOYS AND MNF UNDER 😱 AND THE BETTOR IS LETTING IT RIDE... (@DKSportsbook)https://twitter.com/br_betting/status/1581810148062158850?s=20&t=03wboIVf92lq1taniVZ8TQ
— br_betting (@br_betting) Oct 15, 2022In the words of the unthinkable Kenny Rogers, you gotta cognize erstwhile to clasp 'em, cognize erstwhile to fold 'em ... well, you cognize the remainder of the song. You're invited for getting "The Gambler" stuck successful your caput for the remainder of the day.
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