As a kid, I fantasised astir being tech-savvy, hacking into the main framework similar Sandra Bullock successful the 1990s movie The Net, but I ne'er adjacent mastered touch-typing and was perpetually infecting my dad’s machine with viruses portion trying to download episodes of Jackass connected Limewire. Tech-savvy, I was not. We inactive don’t cognize who the Optus hacker is, but we cognize they tin touch-type.
Today, I stumble done the net with the aforesaid deficiency of proficiency and direction. Videos of deluded celebrities doing earthy constitution looks with 65 products. DIY videos connected however to fell a pain people from a cookware connected your room bench. The archetypal measurement is getting a colour lucifer of the paint, sanding the pain backmost and applying putty, smoothing backmost the putty erstwhile adust (three-to-four hours), past utilizing a primer, and yet applying the paint. See beneath for that video – and immoderate different comic things I person recovered surfing the satellite wide web.
1. Charity Shop Sue
Finding thing arsenic bully arsenic Charity Shop Sue connected YouTube is simply a thrill. This web bid follows manager Sue Tuke of the fictional foundation store Sec*hand Chances. Sue is the astir terrifying and superb character, with her passive-aggressive code and husky smoker’s laugh. It’s bleak, relatable and truthful funny. When Sue does get her ain series, you cognize I’ll beryllium talking astir however I preferred this. Now travel on, laydeh, shouldn’t you beryllium connected the till?
2. Macy dies
I watched TV amusement The Bold and the Beautiful religiously aft schoolhouse arsenic a teenager. For those not successful the know, it was a soap opera astir the manner manufacture successful Beverly Hills, dominated by the Forrester household and their rival, Spectra Designs. Despite holding a sketch of a formal each present and then, determination was precise small manner successful the show’s plot; it was chiefly affairs and paternity mix-ups, which was precise relatable for an awkward teen with braces and zero emotion life. In this scene, Macy Spectra, girl of Sally Spectra, caput of Spectra Designs, is killed disconnected for the 2nd clip connected the amusement by a chandelier falling connected her caput portion singing The Greatest Love of All. The ponytail, the knowing looks, the clunky camera work. I emotion it all. Enjoy. And RIP, Macy.
3. Little Shits
Little Shits is a web bid created by Melbourne comedian Hannah Camilleri that explores the awkward encounters and miscommunications of sharehouse living. Hannah is an unthinkable performer and writer with a knack for the absurd. I americium a instrumentality of everything she does. Watch Little Shits and spot her unrecorded if you get the chance. This clip besides features the precise comic David Quirk.
4. Liv Tyler’s earthy constitution look
Liv Tyler does her earthy constitution look and quality regular successful 25 steps. Need I accidental more?
5. Amy Sedaris and Cole Escola
I americium a immense Amy Sedaris fan; whenever I consciousness lost, I look her up. There is thing laboured astir what she does; it each conscionable feels similar an hold of who she is and her emotion of performing, creating and having fun. I consciousness likewise astir Cole Escola. They filmed their ain drama peculiar successful their apartment. I emotion their lo-fi DIY aesthetic and emotion of wigs. These 2 are nary strangers to this list, truthful here’s a video of them unneurotic from At Home With Amy Sedaris, wherever Cole plays Chassie Tucker.
6. Jack Druce
I cognize Jack from gigging astir Melbourne, and I ever emotion his sets. His instrumentality connected things is ever unexpected, and I emotion his specificity. Like successful this video, I emotion the enactment astir the vertebrate successful the location and going to Newcastle. He releases videos regularly connected his YouTube channel.
7. Brené Brown
Like many, I emotion Brené Brown and her enactment astir shame and vulnerability. But I americium obsessed with each her self-deprecating asides and however overmuch her assemblage eats them up. She gets much laughs a infinitesimal than astir standup specials. She’s my favourite standup comedian with immoderate beauteous truths and messages. The Atlas of the Heart trailer is besides large – I emotion with the mode she teases retired the “portal”. Very dramatic.
8. Saturday Night Live: Chris Farley arsenic Matt Foley
Throughout precocious schoolhouse and uni, I had a occupation moving astatine a video store. The Best of Chris Farley connected SNL was my go-to successful the quiescent last hours of a weeknight shift. My idiosyncratic favourite was his motivational talker character, Matt Foley. Farley archetypal played the quality connected signifier erstwhile helium was a pupil astatine The Second City. I emotion his committedness and physicality. You tin spot determination would beryllium nary stopping him erstwhile helium stepped connected to the stage.
9. Lucy Pearman
I person ne'er seen Lucy Pearman unrecorded – erstwhile I was successful Edinburgh she was ever sold out, but it’s expected to beryllium a chaotic ride. She has made a caller drama bid called The Train, which is good worthy a watch.
10. How to repair a pain people connected your counter
Uh-oh, idiosyncratic burned the beans! I did. This is not the video I watched to larn however to hole my pain mark, but I thought this 1 was much entertaining. It looks similar it was changeable successful the 1970s, yet it was uploaded successful 2017. I emotion a antheral who isn’t acrophobic to deterioration purple and a vest. He besides says ruler and router a lot.
Nat Harris is performing Sal + Friends astatine the Melbourne Fringe festival, 15-23 October astatine 8:30pm astatine Trades Hall. You tin travel her connected societal media connected @natisdragon