The Papers: 'You're rehired' and 'Well, this is awkward!'

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 "You're rehired"

One story, 1 man, dominates each of Thursday's beforehand pages. "You're rehired" is however the Sun puts it arsenic Donald Trump, erstwhile big of The Apprentice - wherever his catchphrase was "You're fired!" - gets his aged occupation successful the White House backmost for "Season 2".

 Trump comeback triumph   shocks world"

"America's Golden Age" - Metro's header is simply a punctuation from Trump's predetermination triumph speech, with the connection "golden" coloured arsenic orange. "Trump comeback triumph shocks world," the insubstantial says, adding that a "shattered" Kamala Harris was "in bed" aft her "huge defeat".

 "Trump is back"

"Trump is back" declares the Financial Times implicit a photograph of the person pointing purposefully with an outstretched limb arsenic his smiling woman Melania holds his different hand. In the inheritance aboriginal Vice-President JD Vance tin beryllium seen smiling and clapping. One sub-headline reads: "Stocks unfastened astatine caller precocious amid planetary fears implicit tariffs." Another says: "America's ideology and alliances poised for turmoil."

 "Trump's cleanable  sweep"

"Trump's cleanable sweep" is the header successful the Daily Telegraph nether a photograph of a confident-looking Trump pointing astatine readers. He took "Senate, fashionable ballot and each plaything authorities successful unprecedented governmental comeback", it notes. Beneath the quality communicative is an sentiment portion by Reform UK person and long-time Trump state Nigel Farage wherever helium seeks to explicate the "remarkable breadth" of the Republican candidate's entreaty among voters, and predicts mounting unit connected the UK Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer. In the Matt cartoon, 1 alien successful a flying saucer tells another: "I utilized to bask observing Earth, but precocious the storylines person go excessively far-fetched."

 "Landslide"

"Landslide" is however the one describes Trump's "thumping win" implicit a photograph of the person smiling with his woman during his triumph speech. He has, it says, been fixed a mandate for a "radical right-wing docket to reshape America". Europe present "fears commercialized war", the insubstantial adds, and Ukraine "despairs amid menace to extremity support".

 "American dread"

"American dread" clouds the beforehand leafage of the Guardian, which carries a ample close-up photograph of a happy-looking Trump. The insubstantial promises 25 pages of news, investigation and sentiment astir his "resounding victory". It quotes Harris arsenic vowing "to ne'er springiness up and to support fighting".

 "He's been shot, convicted of a transgression  and branded a fascist... but he's inactive  the people's choice"

"He's been shot, convicted of a transgression and branded a fascist... but he's inactive the people's choice," reads the header connected the Daily Express. In different news, the Prince of Wales praises his woman who is "doing truly well" and has been "amazing this full year". Catherine, Princess of Wales, is recovering aft attraction for cancer.

 "Trump promises aureate  property  aft  sweeping Harris aside"

"Trump promises aureate property aft sweeping Harris aside," thunders the Times. Sub-headlines accidental "Victor returning to White House much almighty than ever" and "World braced for extremist docket connected migration and trade". The headlines connected the sentiment pieces propulsion nary punches either: "Face it, liberals, this is what millions wanted" and "Stand by for West's betrayal of Ukraine".

 "What person  they done... again?" arsenic  "Trump returns to power"

"What person they done... again?" asks the Daily Mirror arsenic "Trump returns to power". There is "uncertainty and fear", it adds, arsenic the satellite is "rocked by staggering US predetermination result".

 "Well, this is awkward!"

"Well, this is awkward!" laughs the Daily Star implicit a photograph of a victorious Trump with an inset representation of a shocked-looking Foreign Secretary David Lammy. Under the sub-headline "How it started.. How it's going..", Lammy's past societal media comments astir the American politician, a "serial liar and a cheat", are contrasted with his post-election connection of congratulations.

 "A comeback to Trump each  comebacks!"

It is simply a "comeback to Trump each comebacks", puns the Daily Mail. The effect is simply a "nightmare for Starmer and his Donald-loathing Cabinet" it says, portion liberals successful the US and Britain person been "left bewildered and tearful".

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